Laugh My Ass-Out, Even Spidey-Mate Need His Girly Time Out

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(insert cheesy superhero BGM here)

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...help!help!somebody!!!"



"Mwahahahahahahahaz!!!"

"I'm the evil-mighty-fashionese bastard! And with my sassy (sissy?) power of CHANEL No.5 poison-air i'll sucked your last breath, you filthy commoners!"

"Oh no! He's no ordinary jack-ass! He's a evil sissy loser, oh my gosh, he's the GAGA of bandit world! We're doomed" 

"We need superhero! A superhero that had bravery to saved our misery"

"Oh my...too late, those evil-rancid-over-expensive No.5 perfume is making us exhausted...blarghhh...th...ose...chemical...doz...en...we...need...help, FAST!!!

(in the mean time, far away...our famous superhero was...)

"Lalalalala...what a happy day!"

"Spiderman! Thank goodness we've found you here, we need your help. Fast. Now! That evil-fag loser has tried to poison NYC citizen with the massive CHANEL No.5 bazooka. They'll be dead, breathless"

"Err...it's that bad, officer? It's CHANEL No.5 we're talking here. They weren't died in misery, it's a diva in a perfumery world"

"But...but! They're need your help, spiderman, please!"

"Hmm...okay...okay...just a sec okay, officer! With my super-duper-awesome power, i'll help that innocent citizens, you can take my promise"

"Err...okay spidey-mate!We'll be waiting"

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"Well...every superhero need a cutie-cupcake to started their hard-days right! Those citizen will be okay then, after i have this lovely snack to bite."

"Lalalalala...wow this cupcake is scrumptio'licious!"

"Well...i'm full right now, maybe a little 5 mins nap will complete my heroic days"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

===3 hours later===

heaven

"Jeez...even we're dead right now, those spidey-mate never came to saved us, talk about being ripped-off!"

"Well...just like my grandmother always told me, don't ever trusted a guy with a spiderweb costume, EVER!"

(yup...the great spidey-mate still slepp in his slumberland, dreaming about making love with pretty cupcakes, with a scents of CHANEL No.5 lingering the air as the final combo. Have a nice dream, SPIDEY!)

===HAPPY (RIPPED-OFF) ENDING===